thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

(via get-back-to-hogwarts)

sherrocked:

My dad just yelled “I SWEAR I’LL CUT OFF WHAT’S LEFT OF YOUR DICK IF YOU FUCKING TOUCH MY COKE DON’T YOU DARE” and I came in the room like what the fuck and it was my dad holding up a shoe and my cat sitting by a glass of coca-cola with his paw almost touching inside of it and both of them didn’t even break eye contact with each other

(Source: amovible, via get-back-to-hogwarts)

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

awwww-cute:

We recently adopted a couple of kittens. This one, Starbuck, enjoys chewing on books

(via get-back-to-hogwarts)

(Source: llemonliz, via tyleroakley)

daisieah:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

THIS. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

daisieah:

theworldstandswithpalestine:

Melbourne protest for Gaza, July 19. 2014.

THIS. THIS IS IMPORTANT.

(via char-weezy-lemon-squeezy)

thebigbearcave:

kncholitar:

thebigbearcave:

evoroil:

thebigbearcave:

Toph Tuesday!

*STAMP OF APPROVAL*

Toph is approved! Royal House Bei Fong, Lord of Melons, Ruler of Earth, Supreme Metalbender, Team Avatar, titles titles

The biggest Earthbender of all times…

I really needed Toph Tuesday, thanks to everyone that reblogged and liked. I hope it goes round and round! ♥♥♥

(via char-weezy-lemon-squeezy)

themerrymaidenofasgard:

askash101:

Reblog if you’re the gay sibling.

I came out to my family about a year before my sister did and my dad was like “HOW CAN YOU BOTH BE GAY” and my sister just said “have you seen girls”

(via char-weezy-lemon-squeezy)

housewifeswag:

alone-intheshadows:

I HAVE WAITED MY WHOLE LIFE FOR THIS GIFSET

#that meat lady was the real national treasure

my favorite.

(Source: ksniasolo)

love-to-love-puppies:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS
DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.



Perfect gif is perfect

love-to-love-puppies:

pernillo:

glaceon22:

chawko:

lorettafryingpan:

bigbigtruck:

GUYS

DID YOU KNOW TREES HAVE LEAVES

EVERY TIME.

dude when I first got my glasses I was SHOCKED that the leaves were so defined on trees and my mom just looked at me like I was stupid BUT THAT’S WHAT EVERYONE SAYS

When I first got my glasses I found out streetlights actually were attached to something! They just looked like floating balls of fuzzy light before.

image

Perfect gif is perfect

(via pythoness-at-delphi)

neatvibes:

most common thought: damn haha im going to have to deal with that sooner or later

(via legit-humour)

malijuanastyles:

malijuanastyles:

I think it’s lovely how you can sit in a classroom and visualize having sex with someone and nobody will notice at all

do you know how many angry boys have messaged me about boners because of this post

(Source: nizzlekicks, via legit-humour)

ship-hard:

dorasfedora:

I hate when you’re at someone’s house and they’re like
‘mum, she’s hungry’
And you’re like NO DONT SAY THAT I SOUND SO NEEDY WHY COULDN’T YOU JUST SAY WE!?!?

glad to know its an international thing

(via legit-humour)

stayburned:

it seems that everyone i’m friends with is better friends with someone else and that really fucking sucks 

(via legit-humour)

delightfully
vacant thoughts
of my over
worked mind